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Pork Chops in Bikinis

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Renne Zellweger, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, LL Cool J, Catherine Zeta Jones, Stacey Keibler, Matthew McConaughey… All star in the upcoming flick, Pork Chops in...

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So Hungry You Could Eat A…

Have you ever been so hungry that… Your shoe, your car bumper… The designs on a rug… Made you drool? I’m about to bite your hand off if you don’t give me that treat right NOW! You’re definitely not...

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Worth The Brain Freeze

Remember when Uma Thurman reportedly lost weight for the movie Kill Bill by only stuffing globs of ice cream in her mouth morning, noon, and night? Yeah, what a nincompoop.  Now if Uma noshed all day...

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This One Takes The Cake

Sprinkles! (What she’s thinking: Welp… Guess I am going to need to run an extra hour on treadmill tomorrow…) Crumbs! (What she’s thinking: F&#@ Pilates… I am going to exercise my arteries right...

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Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

TWINS! TWINS! TWINS! You know what? My identical twin Stephanie and I are a little irked that we did not book the role of Michelle on Full House or the roles Tia and Tamera scored on Sister, Sister!...

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What The Fudge?

Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk… Ew… What the FUDGE! Maltodextrin… Der… What the FUDGE! Asparatame… Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE! I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that...

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Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two... They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients....

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Fon-Doing With PlantFusion

“How are you fon… Doing?” While this may sound like a cheesy pick-up line… I am quite confident that I did in fact get your attention… So really, do tell me: “how are you fon-doing?!” With...

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Chicken Smoothie: Don’t Be A Chicken, TRY IT!

I’d be lying if I told all of you that… I AM SMOOTH LIKE BUTTA in social situations… Or just in general. And we all know that I would NEVER lie to any of you… Read More The post Chicken Smoothie: Don’t...

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Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!

Once upon a time… In a land known to some as WEASNOBITZVILLE… A towheaded, (apparently now) green-eyed imp of a babe was born… Via c-section. To this day… Her mother secretly holds this against her. …...

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Fostering A Bold Snack

“I’d love a bite of you because you look like quite the tasty snack.” I kid you not… Someone has said this to me before. The REQUESTS folder in your Instagram DMs and Facebook Messanger… Read More The...

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